Darklady's 7th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-Thon Presented by Darklady Productions, Inc. Darklady's Laboratory of Top Secret Sexxx Machines has declared this year's Portland Masturbate-a-thon "James Bond need-to-know time." I-Spy with your little eye an array of sex toys large and small, custom designed for any mission, no matter how impossible. Dress up in your mad scientist, secret agent (wo)man, femme fatale, arch nemesis, or hench(wo)man best and get smart about sexual satisfaction, fetish fun, romantic intrigue, fantasy fulfillment, and fundraising. You'll be in like Flynt when you cum for a cause!

Saturday, May 19, 2007
7:00 pm – 2:00 am
Opening Ritual at 9:00pm
Portland, OR

Silent Auction
Door Prizes
Casting Couch Exhibitionism
Cloakroom
Potluck
S/M play space & sensual Rubitorium
Massage Table

The ThrillHammer, Monkey Rocker, Sex Kitten, The Cone, & virgin voyage of a brand new sex machine!
Birthday fantasies for February, March, April & May
More, more, more!

$25 – without donation
$20 – w/hygiene, dry goods, or pet care product donation
RSVP Absolutely Required
Due to OLCC regulations, ages 21 and over
No wheelchair access into building
Limited scholarship opportunities available

Visit the Masturbate-a-Thon Cafe Press shop, for fabulous and wearable M-a-T swag

RSVP for secret lair coordinates & special instructions to Darklady.

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